Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Ike Turner Dead

I think Perez summed it up best...

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Friday, November 30, 2007

American Idol?

It's a good job they don't have to take an IQ test before they let them sing.....

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Just coz you're little

Doesn't mean you can't join in with the famous peoples crusade to all get DUI's.

The guy from Little People Big World got a DUI - I wonder how much it took to get him over the limit?

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paris? Not on this show

This has to be the best attempt at not covering the Paris "story" on TV over here, although I have a feeling the newscaster is on the brink of somekind of breakdown.... .

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Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Back in Jail

She's obviously not happy about it (and apparently got 'dragged' out of court by the marshall while crying for her mommy).

For some reason, the fact that she's going back makes me kinda happy. I'm not really sure why - maybe it's just the concept that despite being ridiculously rich, she still has to pay her dues for screwing up. Only fair if you ask me.

Of course, the chances of her seeing out the rest of her 45 days (or 23 if she's good) are still slim, but there's hope. Next time she gets out though, it'll have to be a big secret, otherwise we'll be doing all this again....

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Women of the World Unite - Jezebel Arrives

If A Socialites Life, WWTDD (and by the way, Fight Club is the reference, if you're struggling...) and Perez Hilton don't keep you as informed as you think you need to be, check out Jezebel. Actually it's not just Gossipy stuff the other ones concentrated on, so I went over to check it out, briefly scanned this post, and decided to move on and leave it to the women to find out themselves. I did get the title bit before I moved on, so apparently Celebrity, Sex, Fashion, Without Airbrushing is what it's all about.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Jonny Decker Has a MySpace Profile!

OK, unless you lived in Shields as a kid growing up (or I guess later on in your life), this post is completely meaningless, so just stop reading now.

Anyway, I screwed up my back again a couple of weeks ago, which meant I spent the immediate 3 days afterwards flat on my back on the couch or bed. This obviously is great for the first 10 minutes when you realize that's all you've wanted to do for the last few weeks of total hectic life, and then you get bored.

So, I did the MySpace thing coz I hadn't ever created a profile, and despite the awful user interface, me being too old, and realizing that I couldn't write html to save my life, I've been checking it out every couple of days. I somehow ended up traversing a few people from Shields, ended up on the John Spence page, and from there, the classic Jonny Decker page. Like I said, if you didn't grow up in Shields, you should have stopped reading ages ago, but if you didn't, Jonny was local celebrity bloke who hung around bumming tabs off everyone. He had this weird ability to be pretty much everywhere you ever went, never seemed like he caused any bother (not much, anyway, at least by Shields standards - put him in Denver and it might be a bit different), and actually brought a big smile to my face when I realized he had a page. I'm not technically sure if he somehow found a computer, or if someone else has created it in his honour, but I'm glad it's there. Makes me a bit homesick in a way, but guess I'll have to wait until Christmas to get over that one.

Giz a tab man.......

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I Hate Spencer

If you've ever watched "The Hills", I'm pretty certain you hate him too - I don't think I've ever felt this hostile to anyone on reality TV.

Anyway, despite the fact that it's unlikely he'll appear on the program again, after whisking Heidi off into the sunset to get her away from LC/Lauren, he's still trying to milk as much publicity as he can (even if it's just coz his woman got new boobies). I just hope he gets what he deserves out of life...

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Monday, May 07, 2007

Ty Pennington Busted for DUI

So the man who's built a load of houses for deserving people had a little too much to drink (or possibly even drugs I guess), and decided to drive. Not a good idea, especially when you get caught.

Luckily, there were no Mel Gibson scenes of outrage to go with the arrest, so there's at least a sliver of hope that he might hold on to his presenting gig with ABC. Then again, maybe not.

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